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tenderingwitch:

Small Town Hearth Witch Aesthetic

  • Has an apron for every outfit.
  • Knits while waiting at the DMV.
  • Does not know of a problem that can’t be solved with the right magical tea blend.
  • Soft and round at the edges.
  • Favorite movie is Little Women.
  • Hair always smells of woodsmoke.
  • Big sweaters and wool socks.
  • Has lost count of the bird feeders in her backyard.
  • Everything she owns is old but loved and well-maintained.
  • Laughs a lot.
  • Long, meandering walks.
  • Collects Depression era glassware, like the kind her Grandma always had.
  • Favorite month is October. 
  • Hella cozy™

spacehussy:

broliloquy:

quasi-normalcy:

Hot Take: Satan’s actual aim in “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.

Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.

#hottest take: the devil was just trying to flirt with johnny

deadman-suggestions:

hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec.

breathe. you’ve made it so far this year. you’ve gotten through so many things that you thought you wouldn’t, and you’ll continue to get though this, whatever it is. i know you can. i believe in you, and i’m so, so proud of you. i know it probably seems impossible, but it’s going to be ok. it’s going to be ok.

breathe in, breath out. and just keep breathing. we’re gonna get there.

darkfyretheumbrawitch:

justaceganwriter:

saplingstudy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

saniosan:

deliideli:

barakat1818:

ayyyyytyler:

baimbie:

dahwsie:

sparkhy:

sleep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? 🙂

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

please work omg

looks fun lol

please 

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

This shall be interesting😌

I really need this.

Going to go for it ❤

great, let’s see…

I need this wish though

Can’t skip this

fourforyouodo:

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 

Normal Horoscope:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: Everyone makes mistakes, but know that they are always your own. Nobody can fuck up for you.

Taurus: Two people broken in opposing ways can group up to form terrifyingly effective teams. Find someone who compliments your madness.

Gemini: Indecision can be easily dispelled with an airhorn.

Cancer: The stars know you have a lot riding on this. The sparkle will eventually face, but know that caring for that luster will bring the purpose you desire

Leo: Human things are not perfect. Perfect things are not human. Fear this.

Virgo: [Todays horoscope only exists when it is not being observed]

Libra: The remains of a sunken ship lie dormant beneath your home. The old wood rots, releasing the memories trapped inside.

Scorpio: Your blood runs white with truth.

Ophiuchus: Tonight victory can be found within rhythm guitar and waves of golden holy fire.

Sagittarius: Things seem odd? Little off kilter? Out of sorts? Just you wait. Things are about to get so much stranger.

Capricorn: Chase your dreams into the woods and teat their throat out.

Aquarius: Your business is your own. All a nosy question begets is an unsettling answer or blank silence.

Pisces: Just when you least expect it, love will tear itself, fully grown, from Zeus’s forehead.

kamikaze-kumquat:

Look, doing your part to not help that shit along is great, but don’t go shaming others whose city has no recycling program or ywho don’t have access to mass transit or the closest thing to solar power they will ever achieve is making sun tea, etc. Corporations love when you blame common folk for the world’s ills because it keeps you from looking too hard at the truth about who is really at fault so they can chug along business as usual and continue destroying the environment in the name of profit. Don’t let them use your misguided righteous indignation as a decoy for their mideeds.