Happy to announce I’m offering a new fall class, “Singular ‘They’ is 700 Years Old, What Is Your Problem, OMG,” which will consist of me standing on a desk yelling at you in Middle English. (3 credit hours)
You’ll always see spells and charms to counter it, but few teach the skill anymore. There are different ways to do it, but in all evil eye spells one thing is made known. The curse is given through the left eye of the witch. So, if it’s in passing, stare at the target with your left eye open and the right closed, pushing your malice through your gaze and into them. Whisper a malediction against them. “Your wealth will dwindle.” “Your love will break.” “Your life will topple.” If you’re both sitting still, you have more time. Stare at them with your left eye. Make the sign of the horns and utter a curse at them while doing this. I’ve also seen the middle finger be referred to as the ‘finger of damnation’, so I suppose if you’re fighting with someone, and you flipped them off and ever so slyly winked at them with your right eye while pushing the curse through your left eye, it might be successful. Many sources say that it’s more effective if you make eye contact while you do this. The curse goes from the witch’s eye straight into their target’s eye, and according to most folklore on eyes, their soul.
Stop saying the dwarves of Khazad Dum ‘dug too greedily and too deep’ DWARVES DIG. IT’S WHAT THEY DO. I did’t see any of you popping over to let Durin VI know that he’s on top of a Balrog, how was anyone supposed to know! Saying it was ‘too deep’ or ‘too greedy’ is just Sindar propaganda, as if yall weren’t super content to sit pretty and huff weed in Menegroth while everyone else did the heavy lifting. Maybe if you’d done ANYTHING during the first age there wouldn’t BE a balrog under there in the fIRST PLACE!!! EVER THINK OF THAT? CELEBORN?
Gandalf ghost wrote this
GANDALF! WAS THE ONE! WHO SAID IT!
I refuse to allow fandom do this, Sinlair-Solutions is the only valid one here
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