

Motion-activated camera captures a tiger relaxing. Then he wonders if he left the oven on. [video]
That face is a disney-level expression


New face, who dis?
Aka, the story of how law school turned my vision to garbage and my cat is a stinker who is cranky about taking photos with me.
it’s time to abandon the responsibilities of school and jobs and move into a Scottish castle to live as hermit witches.

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it
You know just how long 2018 has been? You know how long?
Did you even remember there was an Olympic games this year? Because I didn’t. I thought oh, last year. No. There was a winter Olympics in Korea and I forgot about it.
Shut your lying mouth.





