papasmoke:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

we’re gettin rowdy tonight

lookin to perpetrate an absolutely reckless amount of lawless ruckus out in the hills tonight

snarkywrites:

Soulmates and the Signs

Aries – Does not give the impression but believes in finding a
special someone that can match their independent nature. Of course, they will
not mind being alone because they thrive without needing others around. Their
ideal would be someone who relates to them emotionally and physically. When
they have found the one, they will be the most vulnerable, just like a Scorpio
in love. The Aries will do their best to cherish their partner but if all goes
awry… be ready for the fury.

Taurus – Their soulmate would have to provide them with confidence
and understand their deepest needs. They do not appreciate those who betray
them, so they like to keep their hearts guarded until the perfect person comes
along and sweeps them off their feet. Taurus will give their partner the sky,
the stars and the moon if need be. This partner will stick by you through thick
and thin.

Gemini – Always thinks about who will come into their life and
who will be the best for them. They can focus on someone one day and when
another pops in, they can easily discard the original. This is not because they
are heartless but because they just always think about the ONE in a dreamy way.

Cancer – Believes that their soulmate will arrive but the
timing will always be off. Cancer opens their hearts to those around them,
which can make them prone to heartbreaks and learning lessons. What is
admirable is that they will still continue to live and have fun, ready to open
their hearts once more to the euphoria of love.

Leo – Like the Gemini, the Leo might grow tired of a mate
because in their mind there is always someone just better out there. When they
find their soulmate, they will be showering them with gifts, love and protection.
Their ego will subside as they devote themselves fully to the one they love.

Virgo – Love is practical for the Virgo, but they are huge
romantics (they just will never tell you). The Virgo wants a soulmate who
understands them at the telepathic level. They will not need to reassure their
love that they indeed adore them because they want them to just KNOW. When the
person comes into their lives, they will be put together and not turn into a project for
the Virgo to fix. Their Soulmate will help them evolve and find true love
within themselves as well.

Libra – Their persona masks break and you finally see the real
person behind the beauty. They expose their soul to you. Their heart is in your
palm and all they want is the reassurance that you will be there for them
through thick and thin. Libra will feel whole, complete and renewed when they
have found the partner they have dreamt of. It is also easy for them to escape
with them and start fresh away from the world.

Scorpio – They want loyalty and someone they can trust. When
Scorpio opens up and surrenders themselves to someone that they think is their
soulmate, they become vulnerable. This is a dangerous place for the Scorpio to
be in because it makes them susceptible to emotional destruction and ruin. If
the Scorpio you love does this with you, respect them and protect them because
you will have a loving partner for life. Their loyalty will transcend space and
time.

Sagittarius – It is hard for Sagittarius to fall in love, but
it is easy for them to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh with others. When they
realize that their hedonistic lifestyle will have to come to an end, this is
when they do some introspection to see if it is worth giving up their freedom
to stay with someone they care for. The Sagittarius is willing to “chain”
themselves in a commitment with someone that they deem as the one. Their heart
will long for this person in ways that will drive them mad. If this
relationship were to end, they would be the ones hit the hardest and the
recovery process would strike them harder.

Capricorn – Practical like the Virgo, Capricorn seeks stability
and reassurance. Their heart can be stone but when in love, it melts into
something potent that will make you wish you were bound to them. The person
that they love will make them become selfless and devoted. The protector will
become their new role because they treat their soulmates as if they were the
gifts from the heavens.

Aquarius – Loyalty is what this fixed sign looks for. They will
generally be aloof when they are out of love, but once they have fallen, they will
become subservient and will shower you with emotions and devotion. The Aquarius
falls hard when they think that they have found the one. The cockiness fades,
their hearts soften, and they will let you know that they are here for you.
This is a love that feels mystical for both parties involved.

Pisces – Their love is not in this realm because they can
easily think that they are in love with everyone they have dated. The Pisces,
like the Gemini will fall easily in love and vanish when other prospects
present themselves. This can make them selfish and known heartbreakers. They
have idealized and romanticized a version of love that is not achievable in
this plane and that is a truth that they do not want to face.

brehaaorgana:

accessories nobody used at the met gala but shoulda:

• a seven foot tall wooden cross they dragged across the red carpet
• a platter of eyeballs
• nipple clamps
• a platter of breasts
• a purse meant to look like holofernes head 
• a large purse in the shape of a cathedral
• a miniature entire cathedral
• several dozen arrows sticking out of your torso
• a large rolling platform decorated with tiny naked babies and a massive crescent you stand on top of
• a real baby that looks strangely like an old man 
• a fake baby that stands upright perfectly balanced on your palm 
• a small Catherine wheel (for wheel o’ torture!)
• a FULL SIZED torture wheel on wheels
• large swords and chalices 
• a whole hairy body suit 
• shoes that squash demon sculptures
• large wooden stake and ropes for when you’re accused of heresy and witchcraft 
• real lambs and lions on leashes
• a dog-head mask 
• an exact replica of their own head
• mummified limbs of a saint 
• extra appendages in the form of reliquaries 
• a real skull, encrusted in jewels 
• a large glass box with a cloudy white spot of suspended breastmilk from the virgin mary

ur welcome

ohcrackohcrack:

as a homosexual w an irish catholic background I am appalled.. firstly there’s not enough sacrilege, secondly wheres the bleeding flaming hearts, the weeping, the swords, crucifixion wounds, thorns, lilies, weeping doves, come on like joan of arc? 2009 christian lacroix even? there’s not enough gore, where’s the sweaty veil of veronica, where’s the incense, the oils, the golden chalices of christs blood, the suffering, the shame, devotion, etc, you could get so into this 

spaceashleybanks:

you know, i love the idea of the met gala in theory… but in practice its really the rihanna/zendaya show and rightfully so cuz these other celebrities just disappoint, you telling me that you get a delicious, wild theme like CATHOLICISM and your first thought is a sparkly dress or a bland tux????!!?? Where is my 14th century pope??? Joan of Arcs??????Nuns???? Why don’t you look like you bout to take over renaissance italy with your banking empire?? You should look like u bout to poison somebody with a gem encrusted ring!!!! Like you about to split from the catholic church and start a war with spain!! this is the one event we plebs get to witness opulence at its grandest, i should feel like an enraged 18th century french peasant when i see your outfit, i should want to guillotine the entirety of hollywood but i aint seen nothin worthy of my guillotine tonight smh